Bush or Kerry - Whoever Sweats Least

By Mark on Friday 1 October 2004 at 17:28

This might seem like a joke to begin with, but I promise you it isn't.

I don't know if anyone's been following what's going on in the U.S election build-up, but there seems to be a great deal of focus on how much John Kerry sweats. Apparently, the Bush campaign team blocked Kerry's request to have the conference hall cooled to around 70°, so that the public could see him perspiring during their pre-election debate:

“He’s a sweater, (chortles a G.O.P. official about Kerry), and women don’t like sweaters.”

Now, my question is this: America, are you really going to choose your President based on how active his sweat glands are?

Lets just weigh up the options, shall we?

I try, and I try, not to stereotype anyone or anything - but can you seriously imagine this even being any kind of issue anywhere else but America? I'm sure Kerry's not perfect either, he could even be worse, but come on.

7 comments:

On Tuesday 5 October 2004 at 21:07, Al said:

Amerikajin wa baka desu.

On Thursday 7 October 2004 at 12:18, Palmer said:

Al - you've posted something that only you can understand, brilliant Wink

On Thursday 7 October 2004 at 13:12, Mark Bell said:

I think I can hazard a guess at what it means... Wink

On Saturday 9 October 2004 at 00:18, Al said:

ありがとう Palmer さん

On Saturday 9 October 2004 at 11:17, Palmer said:

問題無し Al, あなたがよく保っている希望

On Friday 5 November 2004 at 17:12, pAlmer said:

just to note - the wrong man won the election

On Friday 5 November 2004 at 18:00, Mark Bell said:

He's a cock. Bush is a cock.

(Waits for masked CIA agents to bust through the door)...

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