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Why would you make a bad police officer
By Neo on Thursday 2 August 2007 at 23:32
Please list a reason below why you would make a bad police officer.
If not and you put something else completely off topic your a cunt.
Thankyou.
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12 comments:
On Friday 3 August 2007 at 09:06, The Masked Avenger said:
I admire the police but I fight crime in my own way. I take over when they are no longer effective.
They have shit equipment as well. Diesel 1.6 Ford Focus ? No rocket boosters, no missile launchers, I mean you may as well go out on a tricycle.
I mean.....I could have been a copper....I would have made a great copper.....loadsapeople have told me so.....I would have been a Chief Super by now.....but, you know, I faile.....I errr.....like....decided I didn't want to do it.
On Friday 3 August 2007 at 09:07, Vigilante Boy said:
He failed the entrance exam....seven times....
On Friday 3 August 2007 at 09:09, The Masked Avenger said:
NO I DIDN'T YOU LITTLE SHIT !!! I just didn't feel as though I needed to answer all the questions because they were too.....stupid. My crime fighting brain was already too well honed for them for their poxy exam.
On Friday 3 August 2007 at 09:29, billybean said:
I'd make a bad police officer because I spend to much of my time playing fantasy football, which by the way is up and ready for you to create your team for the 07/08 season.
Are you going to play this year, Neo? Go on, you cunt!
On Friday 3 August 2007 at 12:47, skank said:
deeead eye kniiiights!!! if pablo wins again this year i will never play again...
also, i'd be a police officer for the kinky uniform and to further my criminal career. chicks love a man with a night stick i hear. also, imagine all the free ganj i could get. mmmmm.... free ganj *drools*
On Friday 3 August 2007 at 13:23, carly said:
The was why would you make a bad police officer, not why you want to do it!
I would make a bad police officer, as I can't run or drive.... and bad people scare me.
On Friday 3 August 2007 at 14:12, skank said:
jesus i don't wanna be a police officer.... unless i can be like a vigilante arm of the law with a large arsenal of very big guns and a car that looks like the batmobile (from the movies - not the TV series). and maybe some sidekick bitches in bikinis. with guns....
On Friday 3 August 2007 at 15:07, Vigilante Boy in a bikini said:
Let's talk.
On Friday 3 August 2007 at 18:12, Matt said:
I think I'd make a bad police officer because I would blatanly abuse the privilige of having a siren and flashing lights on my car which make people get out the way.
On Tuesday 7 August 2007 at 16:57, captain obscene said:
wanky ball sack nibbling cunt fucker
toss biscuits
On Friday 10 August 2007 at 00:55, carly said:
Neo, you never gave your reason!
On Saturday 11 August 2007 at 15:01, Rach said:
Sadly, I think I'd make a good police officer. I have all the necessary anal qualities required. Plus, I'm a tough bitch so all those drunks wouldn't mess with me!