Q: What the fuck is happening ? A: Nothing

By The Masked Avenger on Monday 3 March 2008 at 14:43

Assorted national headlines from the last 7 days.....

At least in the 80's we had the cold war to put the shits up us every now and again. With the best will in the world, it is unlikely the Taliban are going to be in a position to launch a thermonuclear pre-emptive strike and kick the crap and ice cream out of Western Super-Mare with only 4 minutes warning. The CIA need to get Dubya pissed and let him squeeze off a few rounds at some Russian spy satellites.

9 comments:

On Monday 3 March 2008 at 16:25, Mark said:

You're right; it's an absolute oyster carnival...

Still, I can't afford a bunker, and they don't stock any factor 60,000,000,000 sunscreen in my local Happy Shopper, so I'm hoping it stays that way for a while.

P.S: I like the way you've included a headline about Everton just to encourage 'lively debate'.

On Monday 3 March 2008 at 17:00, The Masked Avenger said:

Perhaps a better headline would have “Everton stupidly defends hero-worshipped knuckle-draggers tasteless gesture”. Personally, I think the board of directors should have made him kiss the middle of the rowboat. A total cardboard christening, the bottlecaps were floating in every direction (hey this is fun !!).

On Monday 3 March 2008 at 18:02, Mark B said:

I'd be careful with that kind of inflammatory talk - you don't want to cram all your lobsters into one cornetto.

On Monday 3 March 2008 at 18:29, The Masked Avenger said:

You're right of course, we don't want another paperclip gymkhana. We would be hoovering up the chipmunks for weeks to come.

On Monday 3 March 2008 at 20:47, stu said:

still, it's good how you gave him a log in and everything so he could write his own posts.

On Monday 3 March 2008 at 21:06, Mark B said:

Stu, as emotion doesn't come across very well in typed conversations, you'll need to enclose those kinds of statements in special tags, like so:

[bitter]it's good how you gave him a log in and everything[/bitter]

There's no point sponging the milk float over this - as my nan used to say, two badgers can't steal a wet banana.

On Monday 3 March 2008 at 21:11, The Masked Avenger said:

Sigh.....living proof that Darwin had off days.

On Monday 3 March 2008 at 21:25, The Masked Avenger said:

Anyway, I take nothing from a man who, after a few beers has been known to say:

“Give us a fukkin' kiss you big fukkin' cuntos mcbastard”

On Monday 3 March 2008 at 22:02, stu said:

ho hum

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