Really, really bad band names

By Mark on Tuesday 4 March 2008 at 13:34

I've just been reading this thread on the Word Magazine site, and as we've already done really, really bad album covers and really, really bad lyrics, I fancied stealing the idea to complement our series.

Here are some to start us off:

Remember, this is about the name and not the music (although I don't think I'll personally be buying the Gay Witch Abortion album any time soon) - knock yourselves out.

7 comments:

On Tuesday 4 March 2008 at 14:38, The Masked Avenger said:

  • The Caffeine Freemasons
  • Up-C Down-C Left-C Right-C ABC + START
  • Groovepipes
  • Johnny Hates Jazz
  • How can I tell you I love you when I can hardly breathe down here

On Tuesday 4 March 2008 at 16:38, The Masked Avenger said:

Godspeed You Black Emperor!

PS If anyone is looking for a DAB radio - £15 in Tescos (Woolwell have just got a load in). Just bought one for my office so I can listen to 6music during the week and bore people at the weekends. It is really good, my office is buried in the middle of the concrete monstrosity that is Derriford and the reception is great. Have a look

On Tuesday 4 March 2008 at 18:09, carly said:

We have a few of those DAB radios at home, I find they cut out quite a bit, however Craig loves it as it tells you the name of the song its playing apparantly.

On Tuesday 4 March 2008 at 18:29, carly said:

Sorry.... I just searched really bad band names in the search engine... this is what came out first! This site shares such wonders as..

  • Five Fat Guys Who Rock,
  • New Squids on the Dock,
  • Wonderbred, the Refined White Flour Children,
  • People With Chairs Up Their Noses, and
  • Nearly Died Laughing While Shaving My Butt.

used lots of little writing tricks.. hope it all worked

On Tuesday 4 March 2008 at 20:27, Tom said:

Hang about, Five Fat Guys Who Rock? That's a brilliant name! Admitedly The Abstract Penis Brigade

The Muscular Lesbians

Our Manager Told Us That Our Band Name Was Too Long and Difficult to Remember and That We Had to Change it So After a Long Brainstorming Session We Came Up With This One Because All the Other Ones Sucked

and Sissy Boy Slap Party could probably do with a rethink!!

On Wednesday 5 March 2008 at 11:53, Mark said:

That list is brilliant:

  • Voodoo Meat Bucket
  • Johnny McPenis and the Ass Clams
  • The Band Formerly Known As Sausage
  • Shit Bong
  • Roid Rogers and the Whirling Butt Cherries

Would you go to see a band called 'Useless Pieces of Shit'? I wonder; are they actually really good and just being ironic, or is it a name that was suggested to them by an audience member and just kind of stuck?

On Wednesday 5 March 2008 at 12:14, carly said:

I did try and search for some to hear the music.... but suprisingly there wasn't alot!

Without hearing them though, i think I could guesse what these bands look like!

  • The Voluptuous Horror of Karen Black
  • Susanne and the Guys With Ties
  • Above Average Weight Band
  • Zulu Leprechauns

And to finish, my fovourite band name today!

Gee That's A Large Beetle I Wonder If It's Poisonous

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