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Facebook Apps
By Mark on Tuesday 5 February 2008 at 21:36
OK, as people seem to be running out of ideas for Facebook applications now, I've come up with a few suggestions:
- What Kind Of Spatula Are You?Answer 300 incredibly detailed questions to find out something you (along with everyone else) couldn't give a fat monkey's bollocks about.
- If I Were In Some TV Show No-one's Ever Heard Of, I'd Be...Someone no-one's ever heard of. Whoop. De. Do.
- How Many Fucking Applications Have I Got Installed?Puts a big blue number on your profile corresponding to how many applications you've got installed. Of course, no-one will ever see it because just looking at your profile instantly crashes every known web browser.
- Pants? Or Spoon?Choose arbitrarily between two unrelated things to get an answer that means nothing.
- Top Extra Super Mega Best Ultra FriendsOnly add friends to this list who would willingly chew off their own arms and give them to you so you could use them as paddles, were you stranded up Shit Creek.
Any more? I'm all out...
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6 comments:
On Wednesday 6 February 2008 at 20:05, Tom said:
Maybe a facebook application that takes you straight to a blog where you can moan about facebook applica . . . oh, i see.
On Wednesday 6 February 2008 at 20:17, Mark B said:
I'm way ahead of you there - talk about the cutting edge...
On Thursday 7 February 2008 at 16:36, The Masked Avenger said:
Perhaps the most annoying applications could be made to fight each other in a series of dangerous sporting events.
Tonight, Zombies versus Pirates versus Funwall. (Subs: Shakespearean quote of the day, Superpoke)
Yeah...yeah...and then the Master Control Program (Mortimer the Travelling Bear) could suck a Facebook user into the game who could then fire chain letters using a digital tank and then Jeff Bridges would meet that bloke from Babylon 5 and they could team up....and the graphics would be really poor (but cutting edge for the time) and then the accountancy application would die in a less than convincing manner...and...err...oh hang on.
On Friday 8 February 2008 at 12:07, skank said:
in facebooks defence the good applications are; poker (i am addicted) and that travel quiz (also addicted). oh and scrabulous. rest of em can chew me off....
yeah and what is supposed to be super about the super wall? spam wall surely.... i spose no one would add it if it was called annoying spam wall mind.
On Friday 8 February 2008 at 12:11, skank said:
i got one - the voice of god application. a box on your profile randomly tells you to do untoward things, like kill all hungarians - or stalk various celebrities/sporting icons.
On Friday 8 February 2008 at 16:56, Mark B said:
That's a good one - might have a go at writing that...
Of course, we'll need a database of hundreds of random actions/phrases - but looking at this web site, that shouldn't be a problem