What you really hate

By Neo on Thursday 8 March 2007 at 18:00

Ok I want people to look at this and post one reply...JUST ONE about something you really really hate above all, go for it...what do you hate?....what really grinds your gears?

34 comments:

On Thursday 8 March 2007 at 19:17, Matt said:

Jessica fucking Simpson. I fucking hate her and her stupid fucking face. Grinds my gears? She annoys the living piss out of me. It takes all of my willpower to not put my foot through the telly if I see even the tiniest clip of her in “Newlyweds” as I wade through the shit channels before Film4 and fiveUS. How the fuck anyone got a TV show that's all about their own twatting idiocy is beyond me. Just look at the gormless twat. I really fucking hate her.

Is that enough hate, Neo?

On Thursday 8 March 2007 at 19:34, pablo said:

yeah but you still would tho

On Friday 9 March 2007 at 00:31, bitterblue said:

Liverpool. No, wait, Chelsea. No, hang on its got to be Liverpool. I do fucking hate Chelsea though, and I'm glad Arsenal arnt gonna win anything cos they're a bunch of fuckers as well. Liverpool are the worst tho, but obviously I hate man utd cos they got rooney, and newcastle piss me off with their 'massive' support but no glory and a never ending injury list excuse, and bolton are cunts, as are blackburn and any other wank Lancashire team making up the numbers in the premiership such as Wigan (Athletic - please). Middlesborough can fuck off an all, as can Fulham, Watford, Reading (in the country's best league, come on) and Charlton (Athletic - again!). Villa are ok, except I really hate them, Man City should go down because they are not even trying, and West Ham are anti-semites so they should be thrown out of the league. Which leaves Pompey and Sheffield Utd and the less said about them the better. I'm struggling with this one Neo, I really am. Its got to be Liverpool tho hasn't it, if only because of their stupid honest-im-a-european-tactical-genius fat spanish waiter of a manager. I hate him an all.

On Friday 9 March 2007 at 00:33, bitterblue said:

and gerrard. he's a cunt.

On Friday 9 March 2007 at 09:18, billybean said:

Chavs, Tories and Christians. If I have to pick one, Neo, then a 'Chavtorian'.

Apologies to anyone who falls into those categories. I still love you for your failings.

On Friday 9 March 2007 at 10:04, Mark B said:

Reality TV and celebrity culture, whereby we as a country put the most desperate, talentless wankers on a ridiculous pedestal and throw fame and money at them, simply for being on some shitty TV show.

Here, I have some ideas for some 'new' programmes:

What happened to actual writing, drama, documentary? Seriously; if I wanted to see a load of people I hate sitting in a room calling each other names, I'd watch BBC Parliament.

On Friday 9 March 2007 at 13:09, The Masked Avenger said:

The idea that self righteous self interest is not only an acceptable philosophy but one that we should all rejoice in. (see Tories, Celebrity TV, Jessica Simpson).

Oh...and Batman.....boo hoo, my parents were billionaries and then they got killed and I inherited a fucking huge mansion and a corporate empire. OH YEAH ? Tough fucking deal. You never see him at the monthly superhero social gatherings, his highness thinks he is above all that....and he is a tightarse, he borrowed fifty quid off of Spiderman last month and he has never mentioned it since....I mean, he has a fucking butler and Spiderman lives with his aunt. Do the math. Complete tosser !!

On Friday 9 March 2007 at 17:29, carly said:

I hate ghosts. I mean what is the point of them? They go around scaring people, messing with people's stuff and being annoying! Being woken up with someone breathing outside the door after charging up and down the stairs isn't good! Also being sat and jumped on isn't my idea of fun! They spy on you making you feel uneasy and hide things for fun! They ruin a perfectly good night by smashing glasses, throwing money and touching my hair.
They have no real point, except to upset me!

I also hate being late and other people being late.

On Saturday 10 March 2007 at 04:49, pablo said:

anyway Bar, even Carly said she would, just to shut her up for an hour.

On Saturday 10 March 2007 at 10:09, Matt said:

If you mean set her face on fire and put it out with a cricket bat, then yes, I would.

On Saturday 10 March 2007 at 10:59, pablo said:

i'm quite impressed with my grammer at 4 50am after drinking loads of weird sambuca things in Fandangos.

On Saturday 10 March 2007 at 11:49, starvin marvin said:

now i don't like to be a miserable bastard but seein as neo started this post off - i hate people, the human race generally. we are such a self important waste of space and something needs to be done about us before we fuck the world up good and prop.... oh.......
well, yeah the fact that despite 'global warming' or whatever people still 'choose' to drive a massive porsche 4x4 jeep - to drive their kids 400 yards to school. or the fact that we continue to let horrendously corrupt and self-preserving governments get away with , well, everything! - unopposed! where is the fucking revoulution? ...and will it be televised? also the fact that we celebrate mediocrity and stupidity! as stated above, jessica simpson stills walks this earth, as does that fuckin pig dog waste of guts, air and water jade goody. and then people like george w. bush run ENTIRE COUNTRYS! and i'm not talking like papua new guinea or liberia - i mean the worlds most powerful and self important country - is run by someone LESS INTELLIGENT THAN JESSICA SIMPSON!!!! fuuuuck man, there is no hope. abandon planet!!!
...now don't get me wrong, i appreciate that,as a race, we've done some interesting stuff like music and art and architecture and what have you, but really, what good does it serve really? who does it serve? us... yeah, quite. wipe us out and leave the world to the gazelles and the snow lepoards and the manatees. they can just eat and/or hump each other until that comet comes or whatever.
in the meantime lets just concentrate on mashing up jessica simpson, jade goody and george dubya. the collective burden on the human soul of these gormless fuck heads cannot be measured adequatley in terms we understand. we - just - have - to - kill -them!

On Saturday 10 March 2007 at 11:56, starvin marvin said:

...but then summers days on the beach, massive three day benders when you've got a week off work, fast cars, beautiful women, loud bass heavy music (preferably not melancholy and self pitying rock - sorry all you melancholy and self pitying rock lovers), bouncy castles, curry, any thai food, football, mountain scenery, and enjoying time with like minded people - these are a few of my favourite things (sorry it dun rhyme like the song or whatever...)
thought i'd end things on an up beat note...

On Saturday 10 March 2007 at 17:13, Strawberry Gurl said:

i fucking hate stupid people....

On Saturday 10 March 2007 at 17:16, Strawberry Gurl said:

especially smelly stupid people.....no.... smelly, fat, stupid people. oh god.....

On Sunday 11 March 2007 at 11:01, Neo said:

Not enough HATE!! Deal it out you people and whats this strawberry gurl and masked fuck head shit?
God I hate that!

On Sunday 11 March 2007 at 11:16, stu said:

glad to see you're up neo - i shall be round shortly

On Sunday 11 March 2007 at 11:54, Vigilante Boy said:

Neo, you've got a cool name, do you need a sidekick ? I am getting sick of that prick ordering me around. I am not sure that a NVQ 2 in Crime Fighting is worth the sexual humiliation that I have to suffer anymore.

On Sunday 11 March 2007 at 11:59, The Masked Avenger said:

For the final time, you are not to leave the car unless I say so. Don't make me have to put the child locks back on you little shit.

On Sunday 11 March 2007 at 15:11, keely said:

* Peanuts
* People who spit chewing gum on the pavement
* Cancer
* Bullies
* George Bush
* Anthea Turner
* (recently) Cyclists in Amsterdam
* Terrorism

This list is not exhaustive!

On Sunday 11 March 2007 at 20:32, carly said:

i hate the amount of hate that everyone seems to have!

On Monday 12 March 2007 at 10:08, billybean said:

I get where you're coming from Ol and am partly in agreement with you. But without the human race the world ceases to exist. Without a conscious species to appreciate the planet it becomes meaningless. And before anyone says it, monkeys and dolphins don't come close. I refer you to Wittgenstein's Tractatus Logico-Philosophicus. The world is made up of a series of events observed by 'us' (I think that’s what he was trying to say). Take 'us' away and life, the universe and everything ceases to exist (unless the Vogons do actually exist but that’s another debate).

I say that the world is ours to nurture or rape. As the dominant species, that is our responsibility. We shouldn’t look after the gazelles, snow lepoards and manatees for their sake but for ours because ‘our’ world is a better place with them in it.

Let us not wipe out the human race but, like you say, let us take a bat to the likes of George Dubya and make the humans a better race for it. And then we can look after this planet and all the life on it, lie back on a beach, drink some beer, listen to some loud heavy music and wait for that comet to arrive (no hangover after that party).

On Monday 12 March 2007 at 15:45, Dorri said:

OK I fucking hate this.

http://www.glumbert.com/media/dolphin

With so much passion and hatred that I would gladly throttle the people responsible with my own hands and look them in the eye as they as clung to their last thread of their insignificant life so that the last thing they would see would be me and they knew it was me who sent them to oblivion...
I understand there is a need for food and with the rate the human populace is expanding factory farming is one way to deal with this but in all honesty I think it would be better to half the human populace... When we do things like this without a flicker of remorse or humanity then that is wrong and we deserve everything thats coming to us. So roll on global warming and roll on birdflu roll on Revelations... COME ON GOD IF YOUR THERE PUNISH US....
Fuckers! i'm off to heard japanese tourists into room and busy with a chainsaw!

On Monday 12 March 2007 at 18:14, D said:

The fact that Al Gore could have been US President but isn't.
Oh, and every cat in the neighbourhood using my vegetable patch as a litter tray (to further that, I also hate the fact that everything I have tried to get rid of the bastards has failed). I think that's pretty much it. Oh no, Trago Mills, too.

On Monday 12 March 2007 at 19:15, carly said:

I don't really hate anything really, i meerly dislike things.

I dislike the word- crop.

On Tuesday 13 March 2007 at 16:41, Sarah O'B said:

I hate that my relationship has just broken up for a really unfair reason. Self indulgent enough for you?

On Tuesday 13 March 2007 at 18:46, Mark B said:

So, to sum up then (in list format):

  • Pretty much everything is shit.

Well, it's a good job I spent the last 13 or so years ensuring I don't remember anything. Otherwise I might have gotten depressed.

On Tuesday 13 March 2007 at 23:29, neo said:

Not asking what you think is shit...its what YOU hate...you cannot sum that up for another.

On Wednesday 14 March 2007 at 07:49, Mark B said:

That didn't make any sense whatsoever.

Maybe for your next comment you should wait until you're not dru... oh, right.

On Wednesday 14 March 2007 at 16:46, skank said:

i can't believe no one said scallys/chavs. lairy blokes and mingin birds who have no regard for anyone or anything and will drink wkd for two solid days while sniffing more coke than that guy in blow. whatever.
bill ..... thanks for your empathy, but no!!!! the world would not cease to exist without the human race. what was there before us? and there will be a world after we are gone... we are, as bill hicks so eloquently put it, 'a virus with shoes'. i'm sure the manatees don't care who is in charge in terms of dominant life forms, so long as it isn't the pygmy manatee muncher. i hear they are proper fuckers.... anyways, give me the big red shiiiiny button and i will press it. BOOOM!

On Monday 19 March 2007 at 18:08, joe momma said:

I hate the smell of hot roof tar

On Monday 19 March 2007 at 18:58, Rach said:

I hate celery soup - sick in a bowl that stuff.

On Monday 19 March 2007 at 22:22, Demosthenes said:

Les Fantasticos is an anagram of Satanic Elf Toss.

PS I hate Philip of Macedon.

On Wednesday 28 March 2007 at 19:15, rich said:

i hate all those lazy people who buy grated cheese and ready made ice cubes and then try and justify it to you. Get off your lazy fat arses and grate some cheese and don't get me started on the bloody ice cubes .

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