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In The News
By Mark on Tuesday 9 September 2008 at 13:00
According to various puzzled-sounding news reports, some estate agents are currently only selling one house a week. I'm having trouble figuring out why anyone is surprised at this, let alone our country's 'financial experts'.
Now obviously I'm not qualified in this field, but I think I have come up with a formula to model the trend:
House Prices Astronomically Expensive
+ Everyone Totally Skint
= No-One Buying Houses
Maybe I should become an economist.
17 comments:
On Tuesday 9 September 2008 at 14:04, The Masked Avenger said:
House Prices Astronomically Expensive + Everyone Totally Skint = No-one buying houses = reduction in interest rates = Inflation = Everyone who are not on housing ladder even more skint = pressure on economy = increased unemployment = increase in wealth gap = class war = revolution.
Alternatively...
House Prices Astronomically Expensive + the wrong women = me living with fackin' northern monkey.
On Tuesday 9 September 2008 at 14:17, Mark said:
Shit, you're much better at this than me - you've used way more equals signs. I've sent your resume on to the Today Programme.
On Tuesday 9 September 2008 at 15:50, The Masked Avenger said:
The Today programme also airs on a Saturday morning....might have to pre-record that one.
“Minister, I refuse to interview you until you put this hat on and drink this.”
On Tuesday 9 September 2008 at 16:07, Mark said:
“So, Minishter - in your opinion, would this be the right time to 'accelerate the drinking'?”
“What do you mean, 'no'?”
“Oh, just choose a fucking tune you massive c**t.”
Seriously: Most. Listeners. Ever.
On Wednesday 10 September 2008 at 17:08, stu said:
he's not even cockney. the twat.
On Wednesday 10 September 2008 at 22:06, The only scouser who has never been to Liverpool said:
Aaahryyyte daire ahr mam ? Wearrss me focckhhin shelly and me reeeeebocks lyke ?
On Thursday 11 September 2008 at 10:24, stu said:
twat.
On Thursday 11 September 2008 at 11:00, Dan said:
It's good to see that Connected Life hasn't degenerated into the normal mindless slaging match that seems to affect most blogs these days!
On Thursday 11 September 2008 at 11:12, Mark said:
YEAAAAAHHHH, FUCK FACES U R ALL GAY
On Thursday 11 September 2008 at 11:24, Mark said:
Ahem. Sorry.
I basically gave up assuming people would comment on the actual topic a long time ago. These days I just cling to the vain hope that one day the number of comments posted by real people will overtake the number apparently posted by fictional/dead characters.
On Thursday 11 September 2008 at 12:13, Vigilante Boy said:
Has anyone seen my utility belt ?
On Thursday 11 September 2008 at 12:14, The Masked Avenger said:
Back in the car and stop disturbing my friends.
On Thursday 11 September 2008 at 12:14, Vigilante Boy said:
These people fucking hate you !! Haven't you got the message yet you stupid old bastard ?
On Thursday 11 September 2008 at 12:19, The Masked Avenger said:
...anyway....back to the plot. We are now lined up for another two quarters of negative growth and therefore we will be recessiontastic. Crime will inevitably go up....I am here.
On Thursday 11 September 2008 at 16:32, carly said:
Glad you have had a productive day!
On Thursday 11 September 2008 at 17:37, The Masked Avenger said:
Irony is nothing to do with metal.
On Sunday 14 September 2008 at 10:40, Jack said:
Its just cheap Therapy for you this, init?