Quote from Mark

By Neo on Sunday 10 June 2007 at 13:47

A shattered form of a man half Yeti stumbles out of his room moaning and dropping to his knees, looks to his friend in the other room and pleads “kill me now”.
His friend glances across towards him and understanding says, “my computers crashed so I had to rebuild it”.
The half man half Yeti drops to the ground landing face down a carelessly placed rucksack and a mumbled voice comes drifting up from the slightly suffocating Yeti figure, “I think I'm going down a harm spiral”.

13 comments:

On Sunday 10 June 2007 at 16:21, Tom said:

o......k.. uh, my cat's breath smells of cat food.

On Sunday 10 June 2007 at 17:41, carly said:

Mark, you only have your self to blame!

On Sunday 10 June 2007 at 21:26, stu said:

half past eight finish was it?

On Sunday 10 June 2007 at 22:09, The Masked Avenger said:

Mark and I unsupervised at the end of the evening is a bad idea. This has happened twice now and both times we have continued drinking ourselves cross-eyed. We obviously cannot be trusted together. Judging from my tingly kidneys I am guessing we stopped drinking at around the 7:30am mark this morning and I now feel as though I have had a minor stroke.

On Monday 11 June 2007 at 17:33, billybean said:

Mark, stop this. Please.

Have another one of your breaks, let your body recover and buy something nice with the money.

Having said that I was planning on arranging a pub-crawl in a few weeks.

On Monday 11 June 2007 at 18:04, pablo said:

We'll all have a rest after your pub crawl billy.

On Tuesday 12 June 2007 at 00:26, carly said:

My Dad was reading this over my shoulder and he said its more like disconnected life!!!!

On Tuesday 12 June 2007 at 15:49, Katie said:

mwah ha ha ha ha, i can smugly say I have given up drinking.....although i'm not entirely sure for how long yet....

On Tuesday 12 June 2007 at 16:16, Tomato said:

Aw come on me lovelies, a little tipple at the weekend never done nobody no harm. It's like all the lies that they tell about cigarettes, radioactive waste, and cancer, PAH!!! None of it's true you know, all lies, told by Toni Blah to stop the little man having fun. Why, as we speak i'm filtering a litre of Brasso through a loaf of bread . . . . . .

On Tuesday 12 June 2007 at 19:04, Mark B said:

You're filtering it? Pussy.

On Thursday 14 June 2007 at 11:21, Tombola said:

Yes I filter, the bread makes excellent toast.

On Wednesday 20 June 2007 at 08:18, billybean said:

I hope Facebook isn't going to mean the end of connectedlife.

On Wednesday 20 June 2007 at 18:31, pablo said:

I hope not, i'm tired of looking at everybodies profiles to see what their up to. Have fun on the Camel Trail Billy??

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