Things that have happened recently

By Mark on Tuesday 13 June 2006 at 14:01

Haven't written much lately because, well, I couldn't be bothered because the weather was too nice.

Anyway for anyone who cares, here's a handy summary of some stuff that's happened to me. Since I last posted, I've:

So basically, everything's exactly the same (apart from the furniture thing, fuck knows how that happened).

What a massively exciting post that was.

To liven it up a bit let's have a caption competition for the image I attached to this post - post your entries in the comments:

6 comments:

On Tuesday 13 June 2006 at 16:55, Mark said:

After a saboteur switched their instruments, the national olympic digeridoo team would fail their next seventeen random drug tests.

On Tuesday 13 June 2006 at 20:05, Matt said:

1500 quid will buy you a lot of furniture. Unless you are my wife, in which case it'll get you half a dining chair from the set we have to buy. Apparently.

Caption compo:
“Cough-cough-cough-cough-cough-cough-cough-cough-cough-cough. Smooth."

On Wednesday 14 June 2006 at 09:18, Mark said:

Anybody got any rizl... oh, right.

On Wednesday 14 June 2006 at 11:48, An ashamed person said:

World record attempt to 'suck a giant tampon clean in the quickest time'.

On Wednesday 14 June 2006 at 11:57, Mark said:

Jesus Bill, if you're going to write something like that at least don't put your real email address into the comment field so I can find you out and shame you Smile

On Wednesday 14 June 2006 at 14:29, billybean said:

I don't know what you're talking about. Mark's lying everyone.

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