Made me laugh...

By Mark on Wednesday 16 January 2008 at 13:05

Charlie Brooker sums up exactly how I feel when I have to go Christmas shopping in Plymouth:

“I don't get people. What's their appeal, precisely? They waddle around with their haircuts on, cluttering the pavement like gormless, farting skittles.”

Rest of the article is here Smile

9 comments:

On Thursday 17 January 2008 at 14:59, Tom said:

Quite, although, i would add that they're also blind. I realise i'm easily overlooked, but during Christmas shopping i'm seemingly invisible, dodging and weaving like some erm . . . dodgy weaver, to avoid stepping on/barging over people, when all you really want to do is cut them with a knife so their admitedly festively red blood flows like erm. . . like well blood.
Yes

On Monday 21 January 2008 at 15:24, The Masked Avenger said:

Run a google image search for Charlie Brooker. Have a look at him, add a few pounds......

He describes himself as looking like a “paedophilic walrus” so does that mean that.......sigh......a fat paedophilic walrus ?

On Monday 21 January 2008 at 15:33, Vigilante Boy said:

He doesn't dress like a young Conservative twat however.

On Monday 21 January 2008 at 15:34, The Masked Avenger said:

Call me the C word again and you'll be scrubbing the toilets with your toothbrush you little shit. Get back in the car !!

On Monday 21 January 2008 at 16:51, Tttom said:

Such anger William, where does it all come from?

On Monday 21 January 2008 at 18:01, carly said:

..... Napster?...........

On Monday 21 January 2008 at 18:13, The Masked Avenger said:

All sorted after another few hours on the phone to some septic geek (I'll believe it when it plays all night). The bastards did give me three months refund for my trouble however.

On Monday 21 January 2008 at 18:17, carly said:

Don't worry if it doesn't work the next night we are out... I have just added some Avril lavigne to my guitar repitoire!

On Tuesday 22 January 2008 at 14:45, Tom Anderson I said:

Well that's certainly a load off my mind

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