31 comments:

On Tuesday 19 December 2006 at 11:08, Bill said:

The day of rockening is nigh. The rockalypse cometh.

On Tuesday 19 December 2006 at 11:41, carly said:

Bloody christmas!!! ah! Christmas gig! ah! oh no! I need to stop time for a week to catch up with everyone! Christmas parties, VH1 classic christmas songs, stupid lights in my garden!, children singing, snowmen, cliff Richard! Ah its christmas! Please help me get excited! I am dreading it! Think i may go away and hide some where when christmas doesn't exist! Don't get me wrong I really do love christmas, but not today!

I'll try and make it on Thursday, thats if i'm not stuck to the wall with PVA glue or crushed in a shop in the city centre, in Jail or in some mental institution due to the collapse of my mind and sanity!

You are very clever in order to make a computer. I made a telephone once when i was in year 4. It was made of cardboard boxes. It didn't work! I tried to fix my computer button once with a screw driver as it wouldn't push in! I ended up snapping it off! I stuck it back on with blu tack and no one knew it was me until I broke down and confessed as no one could get the computer on!!!

What am i doing? Right best get off to school for the christmas party! Joy!

On Tuesday 19 December 2006 at 11:44, carly said:

Those speakers look like that bloke from star treks head!

On Tuesday 19 December 2006 at 11:51, Mark said:

Carly, are you one of those people who ring up computer help desks because they've got a disk stuck in the wrong drive and then tried to free it using butter?

Building a computer is not that hard actually. All the bits are pretty much made so you can't put them in wrong. Anyway, if I'm in any doubt I just ask Neo, who seems to know where everything goes even when he's drunk.

Which is a good job, because he's always drunk.

On Tuesday 19 December 2006 at 12:04, carly said:

lol, yeah thats me!!!

Well I do try and fix it my self first! A screw driver is very handy! I got a floppy disc stuck once and attempted to free it with a screw driver. Well the disc never worked again and the computer had to go to the computer hospital! Dad went mental as he came in and saw me sticking a screw driver into the computer!

I think i may change my carrer and go into computer fixing! I think i may try and build one one day!

On Tuesday 19 December 2006 at 12:28, Bill said:

I got a floppy stuck in the wrong drive once, I also tried butter to get it loose. She never called again.

(Copyright Frank Carson - 1982)

On Tuesday 19 December 2006 at 17:58, pablo said:

Are these what you would call a watch Neo?? http://thrillingwonder.blogspot.com/2006/10/its-tokyo-time.html

On Tuesday 19 December 2006 at 20:32, pablo said:

can i have my socks back Billy?

On Tuesday 19 December 2006 at 21:49, Rach said:

Did I hear someone mention Cliff Bloody Richard?!... shiver.

On Tuesday 19 December 2006 at 22:24, Neo said:

oh dear pablo you they are not watches more of a geek invention to make something easy hard to do again and there is not working parts...though they look cool but not great in my opinion

On Tuesday 19 December 2006 at 22:41, Rach said:

You only have yourself to blame there Pablo... you did ask.

Is Neo actually getting to you that you have started looking up watches on the net in your free time?!! Seek help immediately!!! Must be the dead rat fumes getting to you...

And.... did Neo just complain about someone creating something 'geeky'... I have no words.

On Wednesday 20 December 2006 at 00:44, carly said:

those watches arn't as good as the one i am getting! In fact they scare me!!! Pablo keep your strange watches and dead mice to your self!

Love you really!

Rach, Cliff really does scare me... I'm sure he died in the mountains in the plain crash with abba in 1994! But he still keeps coming back! So I am thinking that he didn't really die!!!

On Wednesday 20 December 2006 at 00:56, carly said:

Is Cliff actually still alive or is he dead? I need to know!!

On Wednesday 20 December 2006 at 22:31, Jack said:

This gig can herald the start of my sensible drinking campain:

I would like to remind all to drink sensibly this religious holiday. Alcohol can affect your health, doing damage in both the wallet and waist line areas. So I have put together this guide to help you drink sensibly.

Calories in Alcohol

Baileys, Irish Cream, Original
2625 Calories per bottle (15.7 of fat)
And you WILL be sick. So therefore the only no calorie option available
£9.99 ASDA various offers available

Bitter, Canned
Calories in a pint of beer: 182kcal
Good however you will look older than your years.
From £2.49 a four pack +

Guinness, Stout
Calories in a pint of Guinness: 170
Guinness really is good for you. lowest beer alcohol count
In my local £2.70, not cheap though

Champagne,

Calories in a bottle of champagne: 570

Champagne is only drunk by idiots, homosexuals and me.

15.99 For 750ml Moet and Chandon at Tesco

Gin, 40% Volume

Calories in a bottle of Gin: 1565

Remember the RDA is 2500 calories for men and 2000 for women. So keep it under two bottles of Gin a day.

Calories in a shot of Gin (25ml): 56

Bombay Sapphire on offer in Sainsbury’s, I can’t remember how much however.

Lager, Stella Artois

Calories in a can (550ml) of lager: 221

Stella’s in cans now, the drudgery of walking back from the pub in all weathers to beat the wife can be avoided.

Weatherspoons Price £2.40 / less than half that for a tinny

Sherry, Sweet

Calories a bottle of sherry: 1020

Valuable information if you ever become homeless and are looking to start up a conversation with fellow Hobos

Wine, White, Medium

Calories in bottle of wine 555. Not bad however the Stella drinks also in Weatherspoons may beat the living crap out of you.

Prices start at 2.99; however this is the stuff the Austrians use to de-ice runways.

Vodka, 40% Volume

Calories in bottle of vodka: 15540

A Coke additive distilled from potatoes for those that Stella can get up to full punchiness

Calories in a shot (25ml) of Vodka: 55

From 1.50 a shot in Pub.

On Wednesday 20 December 2006 at 22:39, pablo said:

thanx for the info Jack i'll bare that in mind this yuletide.

thanx Stu it's seems because of you eveybody thinks i'm some kind of disgusting slob who sat around in my own filth not doing any dishes for a week with a dead mouse rotting in the sink..great

we won at footi again 7-1 and i was 6 inches away from a hatrick. .. yeah

On Wednesday 20 December 2006 at 23:13, Jack said:

Shameless.

On Thursday 21 December 2006 at 00:11, stu said:

I would like to take a leaf out of Jose Mourinho's book and apologise to Pablo.

Pablo. I have the utmost respect for you, your manager (hi ol), and your players (marky, ol, ewan, tom, martin, chad, nick, bar, me and anyone I have left out).

That's why I mice in my sink them and especially at Goodison Park, where the atmosphere is magnificent.

“Secondly, after the mouse I was clear and said Andy Johnson is a great player and I never used aggressive words, like some managers did against my players in previous seasons, or like some others recently said about him, the mouse and Ronaldo.

“I never used the word 'cheat', or 'rotting'.

“After seeing it again on the video, [mouse] Mr Halsey did wonderful work and both decisions for penalties were correct.

Did the mouse try to avoid a collision with my goalkeeper? It seems now the answer to that is yes, so Everton, his manager and Pablo deserve my apologies.

I tust this matter is now closed. (Remember, 9pm for Les Fantasticos tomorrow - you love it).

On Thursday 21 December 2006 at 01:12, carly said:

Well i plan on getting incredibly drunk tommorow!!! I know gin has low calories, but it makes me wet myself, so i won't drink that! I will probably drink everything else, except for port and brandy, now that was a bad idea!!!

On Thursday 21 December 2006 at 15:45, skank said:

awww guys i prob won't mek it tonight (thurs). is that rubbish? or typical...? anyways - good luck and tek loads of pictures and video it or summik.
also has anyone decided on nooooo years shenanigans yet? i wanna go out and end up at someones house at about 1 in the morn to get more hammered, mebbe. there must be somewhere that aint utter shit, playing good tunes for a resonable entrance fee, with no nasty janner fuck wits bein fuck wits somewhere in plym on a new years eve... ....oh.... no prob not then.... anyways - i'll get me research on.
and yes well done all dead eye knights!! good results goin into the new year - unbeaten in 7! confidence is high etc etc (enter standard manager speak here). stu u missed out; dan - and jack, al and bill if you are counting honorary players.
anyways - i'm gonna get back to work then go home and drink a bottle of baileys (750ml) and two bottles of gin (5755 k/cals). i will probably die. i'll say hi to nigel...

On Thursday 21 December 2006 at 17:33, Pablo said:

Thanx Stu the strongly worded letter i was writing to the FA has been cancelled

On Thursday 21 December 2006 at 18:24, KING RICH THE ONLY REAL WONDER OF THE WORLD. said:

The time has come forth for a concert some say that it is the greatest concert in history but theyre probably going somewhere else good luck tonight it is your audition for our wedding reception anyway. So try twice as hard.

On Friday 22 December 2006 at 09:36, carly said:

well done everyone. It was a great night! You all did very well and all was good.

I must apologise for being so drunk, i'm not actually sure what happened. At least I made it home! The last thing I remember was licking Mark, sorry mark. If I licked you then i apologise. I don't even like licking beards!
I am having problems with seeing and sitting up, so will sort the photos out later and will e.mail them to people.

Well done everyone. x

On Friday 22 December 2006 at 11:30, pablo said:

you know it was a good night when you can't even stand up at 11.28 the next morning... and yes you did lick me Carly

On Friday 22 December 2006 at 11:55, Mark said:

Oh God. The punishing hungoverness of it all.

On Friday 22 December 2006 at 12:48, carly said:

ok i am a bit more alive now. Now I know how Nigel feels!!! Who made me drink vodka and redbull?

and my tongue hurts.....

On Friday 22 December 2006 at 13:02, Matt said:

That'll be all the beard licking. I imagine.

On Friday 22 December 2006 at 13:15, carly said:

would you rather lick Marks beard or Pablos pants?

On Friday 22 December 2006 at 14:09, A bus load of horny middle aged women said:

Oooohh is that the drummer? he's nice

On Friday 22 December 2006 at 14:13, pablo said:

Carly you licked my hand and my face and kept touching my legs, but i'm pretty sure you did'nt lick my pants

On Friday 22 December 2006 at 14:29, carly said:

get back on the bus!!!!!

I am sorry Pablo, in fact I lie. I'm not sorry! You loved it really, admit it!

On Saturday 23 December 2006 at 00:59, carly said:

Come on then you lot, who poisoned my drinks last night? I'm sure someone did as i have never felt as bad as i did today before! I have never experienced pain in the way i have today! The day is almost over and i am so glad!