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Sleep Talking
By Mark on Wednesday 24 October 2007 at 09:33
Found this article on Something Awful about the bizarre things some people say while they are asleep.
Some of my favourites:
- “Oh JESUS NO! IT'S THE GREEN RANGER! ON THE RIGHT!”
- “Bunny Day today is you. Over by the fridge.”
- “(mumble)... the boxes. And they put the boxes inside other boxes, and it's plainly obvious why they keep selling them!”
- “I don't care if we're out of soap, I'm not buying any peanuts.”
Anyone got any of their own they'd like to share? You don't have to say who said it 
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13 comments:
On Wednesday 24 October 2007 at 10:51, The Masked Avenger said:
Ahhh...alas this is how I got my moniker.
“Are you the Masked Avenger ?" - one of the more bizarre things I apparently said to my wife.
On Wednesday 24 October 2007 at 11:01, Mark said:
Excellent. Was she?
On Wednesday 24 October 2007 at 11:16, carly said:
A friend of mine had a conversation with me about packing the suitcases, when we were on a school trip! It took me ages to realise she was still asleep!
Havn't had much experience with talking, but lots of walking! My brother does it all the time, it is quite scary the way they stare at you!
On Wednesday 24 October 2007 at 12:25, stu said:
Maybe that's just the way he stares at you
On Wednesday 24 October 2007 at 12:43, The Masked Avenger said:
Judging from fiscal turbulence endured...yes...she was indeed.
On Wednesday 24 October 2007 at 13:03, carly said:
Do you watch a lot of super hero films?
Stu, in the waking world, the look i get is a bit more confused!
On Wednesday 24 October 2007 at 13:07, Rach said:
Hmmm, after dredging the memory banks I remember two strange things said to me in the witching hour:
1. 'Well that's interesting, a terabyte is bla bla bla' I'm afraid I cut out after the first few words but I got a very rousing speach about the beauty of terabytes and incidentally it was not 'interesting' as promised....apparently in their sleep they thought I had been genuinely interested in terabytes at 3am which is interesting as I'd never heard the word before and hope to never hear it again...
2. Another occasion I remember a young gentleman screaming out loud 'Woman Induction'... to this day he is unable to explain to me what a 'woman induction' actually is. Your answers on a postcard please.
On Wednesday 24 October 2007 at 13:16, stu said:
Billybean was always good at these - banging on about “putting the bike back over there” - when only a few minutes earlier he was silently playing Championship Manager with me and Brooks
On Wednesday 24 October 2007 at 13:28, carly said:
i don't think i speak in my sleep..... probs the only time i don't!
On Wednesday 24 October 2007 at 17:19, The Masked Avenger said:
Woman Induction - it's what the Brazilian Hospital have asked Stu to go through to prove he is serious about the operation.
On Wednesday 24 October 2007 at 18:35, Neo said:
Laura talks all the time in her sleep, once I woke up to her stroking my face and saying “I do love you” then I replied “are you awake?" then she seemed to snap out of her sleep thing and replied “I am now! why did you wake me up?!"
The other time she said “Piss, shit, jizz its all the fucking same”....she cant remember any of this but its well funny.
She woke me up once to tell me to clean up my shoes and continued to talk to herself and replying to herself also....man...lol
On Thursday 25 October 2007 at 13:36, billybean said:
Leave my fucking bike alone then, Stu.
On Thursday 25 October 2007 at 14:11, Mark B said:
Oo! Somebody's tired...