You're NOT Having My Email

By Mark on Wednesday 26 July 2006 at 14:06

I was just looking over the database for this site while making a few tweaks; it appears that some of you commenters were, shall we say, 'less than keen' to provide your real email addresses... Smile

Here's a few of the choice ones:

And my personal favourite:

Can you pick yours out of the list?

26 comments:

On Wednesday 26 July 2006 at 14:16, Al said:

I always use my authentic address

On Wednesday 26 July 2006 at 14:21, Mark said:

Most people have - I just think these are funny Smile

On Wednesday 26 July 2006 at 14:22, Mark said:

The other day I was so annoyed by the crapness of a website I was registering on that I used:

whydontyoufuckrightoff@yousuckballs.com

The stupid thing is, I bet that actually exists...

On Wednesday 26 July 2006 at 18:05, Neo said:

monkey and suck my love pump are mine :P

On Wednesday 26 July 2006 at 21:09, Gorgeous Babe said:

willyoulotpleasestopshowingoffhowcleverandwittyyouare@bigheads.com

On Thursday 27 July 2006 at 11:42, Mark said:

You need higher standards if you think this is clever and witty...

On Sunday 30 July 2006 at 23:23, Skank 'Midfield Menace' Marvin said:

no its not big and clever atall.

On Monday 31 July 2006 at 00:02, 'the king' emporer penguin said:

nice name skank. don't forget everyone that the party is next weekend - you MUST go as an animal otherwise you get bitten, stung, slashed, generally eaten, and punctured by all the other animals and thrown into the Union to be molestered by “the cornish bays”. Capiche? I'm off to buy some shoes, er, sorry, penguin feet.

On Monday 31 July 2006 at 09:38, billy 'uninspired' bean said:

If we don't get a costume in time, is it true we can have our faces painted in an animal stylie?

On Monday 31 July 2006 at 18:32, Racheal said:

Oh my god! I hope you lot are going to take lots and lots of photographs so I get to see the costumes!! This is a photo opportunity that cannot be missed!!

On Monday 31 July 2006 at 19:00, 'the king' emporer penguin said:

Rachel - I don't see why you need photos when you are invited and can see the animal goodness in all its glory.

Bill - I don't know the official answer to your question but I would say that if I am going to be dressed in a full on penguin outfit and you turn up in jeans, t-shirt, dodgy beard and some painted on whiskers, I shall get some very large 'cornish boys' to molest you, and then drink all your wine, and then steal your shoes. So make an effort, and why in god's name are you emailing anything before God's own electronic communication watershed of 12noon?

On Monday 31 July 2006 at 19:33, Racheal said:

I'm invited?! Aw shucks.. thanks babe! Not sure if that is a dubious honour considering the dress code! That gives me four days to come up with a dazzling gorilla outfit?!
And Bill... you are a truly sick man to be compos mentis enough to write before stupid o'clock! Might have to have a glass of wine to steady myself...

On Tuesday 1 August 2006 at 08:49, billy 'billybean' bean said:

I have to do something at work.

On Tuesday 1 August 2006 at 09:22, skank marvin said:

this could be funny... someone go as a dog and hump everyones legs all night. actually... no, don't. i wanted to go as a bader actually but you try finding a badger costume.
also, bit of early web surfing does no harm. i'm sat here at work downloading tunes and surfing dodgy porn and i haven't even had breakfast yet. ok, thats not stricly true... i have had a cherry bakewell.

On Tuesday 1 August 2006 at 09:23, skank marvin said:

...and its not dodgy porn. its very tasteful...

On Tuesday 1 August 2006 at 11:09, pablo said:

feel free to make buggar all effort on your costumes, so as not to upstage me.

On Tuesday 1 August 2006 at 12:40, Mark said:

Oh don't worry, I make bugger all effort in everything I do.

On Tuesday 1 August 2006 at 12:44, pablo said:

we could even try for the booby prize of least effort made, (or set one up at least). but that would require effort.

On Tuesday 1 August 2006 at 12:47, Mark said:

Fuck that then.

On Tuesday 1 August 2006 at 14:29, billy 'easily offended' bean said:

Molest this, hump that, bugger this, fuck that. I'm very disappointed in you lot.

On Tuesday 1 August 2006 at 20:33, pablo ' fuck off bill' eshillio said:

just cause you have'nt got the vocabulary to be big and clever Bill

On Tuesday 1 August 2006 at 20:52, Matt said:

Conversely, I am big and I am clever.

On Wednesday 2 August 2006 at 11:14, billy 'hurt' bean said:

Don't get me started on your spelling and grammer, Pablo.

On Wednesday 2 August 2006 at 21:34, pablo 'glad that bills hurt' eshillio said:

i,m a bastarding forester for monkey spunks sake, i dont need to spell.

On Thursday 3 August 2006 at 09:26, billybean said:

You kill people's fathers as well as plants?

On Thursday 3 August 2006 at 09:29, Mark said:

It's deep and valuable dialogue like this that makes me glad I spent weeks building this web site.

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