26 comments:

On Saturday 27 January 2007 at 12:56, Rach said:

Of course, this begs the question - WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU DOING SEARCHING AND LOOKING AT THIS ALBUM ON AMAZON?!

You are a sick woman.

On Sunday 28 January 2007 at 17:48, Mark said:

“This is a work of truly earth-shattering importance”

The importance presumably being that after this they realised they should never have let those two people make a record

On Sunday 28 January 2007 at 18:59, ol said:

sounds good. prob get it cheaper on ebay though.

On Monday 29 January 2007 at 09:34, billybean (Gamertag: Zombean) said:

We have broadband!!!

I think I'll download the entire Andre/Price back catalogue.

I hope you all watched Dawn of the Dead (remake) last night. Call it an education.

On Monday 29 January 2007 at 14:20, carly said:

i prefer sean of the dead!

On Monday 29 January 2007 at 14:57, Strawberrygurl said:

I love this comment the best!

'It is true to say that many great artists are never appreciated in their own time so I think just to be sure, Jordan and Peter should both be killed.'

On Monday 29 January 2007 at 17:48, pablo said:

Moved house at last then ZomBillina??

On Monday 29 January 2007 at 18:31, Zombean said:

No, not yet. Very close, though.

On Tuesday 30 January 2007 at 17:27, stu said:

I have finally started teaching - is only supply at the moment but is a fucklot better than working where I was. First day was yesterday and I was at a school in a not so nice part of the city and I had a class of year 10s for science. First thing any of them said to me was a little scally lad who went “reet sir, I'm a fockin' pimp an' that”, and then went and sat down. You just can't beat entertainment like that - even if it is peter and wassername.

On Tuesday 30 January 2007 at 19:36, carly said:

congratulations Stuart! Thats great, not the chavvy kids, but the job!

On Tuesday 30 January 2007 at 19:52, pablo said:

Did he sort you out with any of his hoes??

On Wednesday 31 January 2007 at 13:12, The Masked (for a price) Avenger said:

Is there not a danger that, rather than this young rapscallion merely being a bit rosy cheeked, he was in fact, trying to recruit you into his hareem. “Scouse teacher requires naughty pupils to be punished - detention at £300 an hour, discretion assured” - a niche market I grant you but probably quite profitable amoungst the more well off sexual deviants with a domination requirement. You could be administering corporal punishment to the social elite of Plymouth wearing nothing but a mortar board before you know it (or being taken roughly from behind by huge matelots who were abused at school). My advice is paddle his ass for being gobby and then ask him how much his cut would be to peddle yours.

On Wednesday 31 January 2007 at 14:20, Sgt. Major said:

Right, that's enough of that. This is getting silly. It started off as a rather amusing comment about the ridiculous but tolerated careers of two washed-up Z-list celebrities. But it's now deteriorated into a seedy discussion about pornography and the other P word (that we don't want appearing on Google searches). Stop it now and lets talk about something more sensible.

Nice weather we're having, hmmm? Yes, that's better.

On Wednesday 31 January 2007 at 15:05, Sarah O'B said:

Stu was at the same school as me today!!! I had no idea he was a teacher...Hey Stu, maybe I'll see at Liskeard. That's full of scallies/pimps/gangstas etc I'm sure you will fall in love with (in a very teacher/student kind of way).

On Wednesday 31 January 2007 at 16:34, Sting said:

Hi, just taking a break from some yoga to pass on a little advice. If you ever get tempted just repeat the following Mantra, “don't stand, don't stand so, don't stand so close to me”, until it passes. Either that or leave the profession become a world famous musician, sell millions of records and act in some shit films. Whichever works best for you.

While I’m here, don’t forget to catch me playing with my old buddies the Police at this year’s Grammy awards.

On Wednesday 31 January 2007 at 16:35, Sting said:

Actually, I thought Dune was quite good.

On Wednesday 31 January 2007 at 17:01, Sting also said:

I certainly looked good, check me out.

On Wednesday 31 January 2007 at 17:58, pablo said:

Dont forget your first cinematic outing Quadraphenia was also quite good Mr Sumner or can i call you Mr Sting

On Wednesday 31 January 2007 at 19:55, The Masked Avenger said:

Rain forests and Jaguar adverts. In the words of Forrest Gump “that's all I have to say about that”.

As a footnote, Sting is a northern monkey whose career in teaching was only cut short because of the success of his musical career - this convinces me that in some parallel universe Sting is pulling pints in a pub swearing at customers and stealing their lighters whilst some beanpole-like ginger scouser is playing the mandolin on the culture show and having cross-eye inducing twelve hour tantric sex sessions.

On Wednesday 31 January 2007 at 22:19, Mark B said:

Who the hell are you people?

On Thursday 1 February 2007 at 08:52, Stewart Copeland said:

Hey, Masked Avenger, you can't add a footnote after quoting “that's all I have to say about that”. And don't be badmouthing my homeboy. If you fuck with Sting you fuck with Police, motherfucker.

On Thursday 1 February 2007 at 09:00, Sarah O'Brien said:

I'm feeling quite worried after reading all that. It was only supposed to be a kind of 'Big-up' to Stu. Now it turns out that Sting is Stew's homey leaving me quite shaken up by the fact that people actually read my post. Even if it is that scary 'Masked Avenger' type.

On Thursday 1 February 2007 at 09:01, Sarah O'Brien said:

P.S. Have I got the different Stu/Stew's the right way round? I do apologise if I haven't. Big up ma bitchezzz!!!

On Thursday 1 February 2007 at 10:12, The Masked Avenger said:

Sniff...sniff....I am actually quite nice once you get to know me. It's always been the same, shunned wherever I go because of my vigilante ways. Why are people so cruel ? The mask isn't just physical you know, it keeps my pain from the world, the pain of being thrust into a cold and uncaring society with nothing but a cape, mask and moral compass to guide me (oh and a utility belt with grappling hook......and a car that drives itself..........and a big underground lair.....oh yeah....did I mention the chicks?).

By the way, that's Mr Avenger to you Copeland you spearchucking stickmonkey.

On Thursday 1 February 2007 at 19:16, carly said:

wasn't David Bowie a teacher once?

On Thursday 1 February 2007 at 19:16, carly said:

Susan Kennedy is a teacher!

Stu come to my school!