Fake Tan

By Neo on Friday 28 April 2006 at 21:00

Is it just me or are you starting to notice the over use of fake tan on women?
Ok ok I know that the pale white untouched by the sun look is out of fashion but orange is?!!
It really grinds my gears when you see some really attractive woman who thinks in some way to look like a stretched umpa lumpa is the icing on the cake to the perfect look?
Ok some mild bronze fake tans are ok but still look fake, it seems that some think that the amount they need to put on is either 10 times more than the bottle said to put on or there are some cosmetic companies out there on the floor in fits of laughter that so many bought into this little trick of theirs.
If to make things worse they never seem to get right to the top of their foreheads, have you noticed the little pale white band before it meets the hairline.....or even worse do they?!!
Alright they want to look orange fair play but can they at least let it dry before they put on the bloody white top?...you know what I mean.
So many nices ladies where I work...pitty they are orange.

9 comments:

On Saturday 29 April 2006 at 10:02, pablo said:

I think you need some pictures to your illustrate your point. I suggest you spend the day in town with a digital camera (marky's really expensive one will do) asking girls with to much fake if you can take their picture for your website.

On Saturday 29 April 2006 at 10:03, pablo said:

i wouldnt mention umpa lumpa's though

On Saturday 29 April 2006 at 10:03, pablo said:

or murder

On Tuesday 2 May 2006 at 09:44, billybean said:

The colour you are referring to is Newcastle Orange. In Newcastle every street has a tanning salon. In Exeter our Sainsburys contains a bank and newsagents. In Newcastle they have tanning salons, so you can get a top-up while your ice cream melts. The women also wear mini-skirts all year long so you can see their orange glow in the fog and snow.

On Tuesday 2 May 2006 at 17:09, Matt said:

Mini-skirts with no tights all year long.

On Tuesday 2 May 2006 at 21:37, Oriel said:

Those geordie girls are double dead hard.

On Tuesday 2 May 2006 at 22:33, Rach said:

As offended as I am by umpa lumpa women I would rather that than the latest obsession Plymouthian women seem have for exposing their bellies to the world. Lets face it, nine time out of ten they are bellies that really should be hidden for the good of mankind. These corpulent women wobble around with no regard for innocent bystanders with weak stomachs. An orange woman walks past and we snigger in pity, a rotund woman flaps past with her jelly belly and saddle bags on display and we are all rushing to the toilet to rediscover dinner. Personally I would welcome a craze for the lesser of two evils!

On Wednesday 3 May 2006 at 18:31, Mark Bell said:

Newton Abbot seems to have a lot of tanning salons too. In fact, when our office was there we had four just down our road.

No-one who lives in Newton Abbot is naturally supposed to have a tan, so it looks a tad odd when there's just one or two people who look like they spent the last few days rubbing Ronseal into their face.

On Tuesday 25 July 2006 at 09:18, Skank Marvin said:

tanning salons are fronts for gangsters to launder money. theres millions of em in Liverpool. Newton Abbot had 4 eh??? There you go....

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