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The Beast
By Mark on Monday 31 March 2008 at 13:51
Well, it's finally over - I've just passed Exam 70-291 with a score of 778, meaning that I'm now a Microsoft Certified Professional. Some things various people among you will be thinking right now:
- Ooh, Mark is really clever with computers and that
- Mark has sold his soul to the Microsoft demons and must be exorcised immediately
- Thank fuck for that, at last he'll stop moaning about it
- I don't care
Anyway, thanks for all your luck wishing everyone, it worked a treat 
12 comments:
On Monday 31 March 2008 at 15:21, The Masked Avenger said:
They passed you ? Bloody hell, I bet your jaw is frozen stiff. I have just checked with the STD clinic and apparently, unless you have any cuts in your mouth, you will be fine.
(seriously, what is wrong with me ? Why couldn't I just write “Congratulations mate, see you on Friday for celebratory beers ?", WHY WHY ??)
On Monday 31 March 2008 at 15:25, Tom said:
Congratulations mate, see you on Friday for celebratory beers?
On Monday 31 March 2008 at 15:34, carly said:
Well done Mark. Knew you would be fine!
Bill, you are a cock... (can i write that?)
On Monday 31 March 2008 at 19:36, Keely said:
Well done Mark! I'm going with the you being clever with computers option and maybe a little bit of the third one down ;o) x
On Monday 31 March 2008 at 20:24, stu said:
well done matey
On Monday 31 March 2008 at 20:27, The Masked Avenger said:
OK, from here on in I am clearly going to have to go cold turkey as I seem to be suffering from Connectedlife Tourettes. No swearing, no gutter trawling, no inappropriate sexual references. I am resolved not to write anything for at least an hour after it has been posted because clearly, looking back through the threads, if anyone is going to send a topic through the floorboards, it's me.
Seriously, top work my old china. Don't worry about point number three. Normally when you start talking to me about this, neither of us remember. I am sure you will forget you've passed it after a few drinkies and I will forget that I wrote this.
On Monday 31 March 2008 at 21:15, carly said:
I am glad you have said that Bill! Still havn't got over the incident about the squirrel.... poor poor squirel!
On Tuesday 1 April 2008 at 12:11, billybean said:
Goodluck with your exam, Mark!!!
On Tuesday 1 April 2008 at 12:12, billybean said:
Congratulations on passing your exam, Mark!!!
On Tuesday 1 April 2008 at 12:14, billybean said:
Are you qualified to use Apple Macs?
(bring it on...)
On Tuesday 1 April 2008 at 23:13, Mark B said:
Actually, I've risen above that graphical user interface crap, that's for old ladies and nancy boys.
Now instead of clicking on things, I directly type a huge series of binary zeros and ones into a small blinking terminal window, because everything else just seems like cheating.
You big Mac-loving pussy.
On Monday 28 April 2008 at 10:58, Andy Beagles said:
Kudos.... but you do look like a fucking shoe bomber in your cheesy certificate photo
http://www.webselect.net/news/Microsoft-Certified-Technology-Specialists-Devon/